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4D Chess: Man Tells Wife Church Starts At 8 AM So She'll Be Ready In Time For 10:30 AM Service

LAKE MARY, FL - Local Christian Greg Anderson has recently been having a lot of trouble getting his family to church on time. And while he realizes that his wife is 100% to blame for the family’s tardiness, he hasn’t really come up with a nice way to tell her about it. So this Sunday Greg got a litt...

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