This, but unironically.
If you see a barrel coming at you down some girders, what do you do? Well, I guess you have a lot of options. You could dodge to the side. You could pull out a machine gun and shoot it. You could call up the police and say, 'Hey! A giant monkey is on the loose throwing barrels, and I am in mortal da...
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