When I was young, there wasn’t nothing scarier than the Commies. They were out there, waiting to destroy all freedom and destroy all the world in a nuclear holocaust. You know, a real problem -- not like everyone worrying about it getting a couple degrees hotter because of some so-called global warm...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Governor of Georgia Stacey Abrams thanked her fans, friends, and family for their support as she celebrated her 55th Super Bowl win today.'I'm humbled and honored to have won the Big Game a 55th time,' she said in a victory speech. 'Some people said it couldn't be done. Some peopl...
TAMPA BAY, FL - The NFL opened an investigation Monday which some have dubbed 'Deflategate 2.0.'After reviewing tapes from Super Bowl LV, the NFL confirmed that Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady deflated the tennis balls on his walker in order to give himself an unfair advantage against the Chiefs on Sunday....
CHICAGO, IL - Refusing to be influenced by parents, city leaders, or science, the Chicago Teachers Union today reiterated their steadfast commitment to drinking coffee in yoga pants. However, after intense pressure from Mayor Lightfoot, the teachers have finally agreed to return to work if the follo...
