Texas To Vote On Whether To Force All Other States To Secede

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Texas To Vote On Whether To Force All Other States To Secede

AUSTIN, TX - A number of Texans have grown concerned with the direction the nation is heading, and they are beginning to wonder if they can even get along with the rest of the country anymore. This has caused them to take the unusual step of having a vote on whether to force all other states to sece...

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