New SEC Rule: Wall Street Will Now Only Allow Traders Who...

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New SEC Rule: Wall Street Will Now Only Allow Traders Who Wear A Top Hat And Monocle And Carry Around Giant Bags Of Money

NEW YORK, NY - Stock exchanges on Wall Street, together with brokerages and the SEC, have instituted new rules to stop the wrong people from winning in the stock market. In particular, there is a new dress code for those looking to trade stocks.To protect against market volatility, the SEC has banne...

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