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Jan 16 2021 · 2:28 PM
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It's worse than we thought.

Nightmare: Here Is The Democrats' Complete Legislative Agenda For The Next 2 Years

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats have released a complete list of all their legislative goals for the next 2 years, and it's worse than we imagined. America may not survive. Brace yourself and read through this confirmed list which we got straight from the Speaker's office, and may ...

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