26 native Minnesotan. I like B-body muscle cars, cigars over cigarettes, the non-Satanic forms of heavy metal, lager over ale, and hard liquor over both. I keep away from television and try not to follow mainstream media. Too much dick measuring for my taste. For the past few years I’ve been in college, swapping between technical programs before settling on design and racking up somewhere in the area of forty grand in student loans—and that’s before interest. In my free time I like to spoil my dog, Joey, pictured above, watch football highlights, try my hand at writing fiction, and play video games.