I'm a 44 year old ex-Emergency Medical Technician that had his spine blown out about four times. At least that's how many spinal surgeries I've had, so the math works out. I'm married to a witch, so that's a cool way to disquiet the locals and bring a conversation to a dead halt if it annoys me. Since I can't run about in an ambulance saving people from terminal stupidity anymore, I write novels. It's more fun, and I don't have to lift anything heavy. I enjoy sunsets, puppies, and assault weapons. I may be schizophrenic, I'll have to ask me and make sure. Other than that, I don't know what to tell you. Nosey fucking bunch, aren't you?