A caffeine-dependent life form.
I don't always dream I have super powers but when I do it's always flying and telekinesis.
I'm not addicted to gaming, I'm addicted to fantasy. Video games are just my dealer.
All of my jokes land…somewhere.
The longer you wait to have children, the less time they have grandparents.
Did my opinion offend you? You should hear the ones I don’t say out loud.
You can lie about a fart in an elevator if there are 3 people. But everyone knows the truth when there are only two people.
#mech