Looking for clowns to form a third group at rallies. We will live action troll the real clowns screaming at each other. Portland will be our main objective in a city-hopping invasion of both the East and West metropolitan areas. Seeking Jews for the Hasidic Hitler Hora Hoppers, who will be a fusion of Hasidc Jews and Hitler, dancing the hora. Seeking black people to dress as slaves and sing "Dixie." Seeking people good on pogo sticks to dress as clowns and bouncing in line to circus music. You get the idea. Open to suggestions.