I cheat on my girlfriend. So what? When will I ever need a girlfriend in real life? All that matters is getting a good wife so I can get a good family. In the meantime, I can just pay some Indian guy twelve cents and hour to take her out to dinners and movies for me. Who will ever know? 100 years from now, no one will care I never went on my own dates. How will knowing anything about my girlfriend help me marry and have kids with her anyway? I’ll cheat on her as much as it takes to keep my grAIDS up.