My brother sent me a hilarious article he found in his local paper entitled, "A Senior's Version of FACEBOOK", and it went a bit like this: "For those of my generation who do not, and cannot, comprehend why Facebook exists; I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I did the night before, what I will do later and with whom. I give them pictures of my family, my dog and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what everybody and anybody does every day. I also listen to their conversations, give them a "thumbs up", and tell them I "like" them. And it works JUST like Facebook. I already have 4 people following me: 2 police officers, a private investigator, and a psychiatrist."