(SPoilerS) So it was the Xbox gold free game, and I am a cheap-ass motherfucker, so I played it this weekend. I thought it started off strong and engrossing, but it soon slid down the path of indie-developer lesbian hell. Took maybe two hours of slow pacing just to find out your sister is a carpet-muncher, your mom and dad are having marital problems, and you came home right in the middle of a shit-storm while everyone is gone. Get it? This game does Accurately depicts the decline of the family unit in the 90's, all while trying to make it seem cute and innocent. Rating: 2 out of 5. They could of gotten a 5 out of 5 if you found your sisters corpse hanging in the attic at the end. #gaming #review #dykemagnet #trash