I'm disappointed that the government won't recognise masochist rights as being equal to other forms of sexuality. Its feels like a slap in the face, which I bloody love.
"It's not my fault I'm sharing our secrets with other people. I just don't feel protected by you any more. Please promise me we're going to stay connected... Does my bandwidth look big in this?" ~ Insecure WiFi
Since making the switch to typing exclusively with my nose, I've actually made relatively few smelling mistakes!
If you experience stabbing pains in your chest every time you walk down the street, you should probably move to a neighbourhood with less knife crime.