"It's not my fault I'm sharing our secrets with other people. I just don't feel protected by you any more. Please promise me we're going to stay connected... Does my bandwidth look big in this?" ~ Insecure WiFi
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Since making the switch to typing exclusively with my nose, I've actually made relatively few smelling mistakes!
If you experience stabbing pains in your chest every time you walk down the street, you should probably move to a neighbourhood with less knife crime.
Yes, I suppose I would describe my current relationship as "very serious". I mean, we haven't smiled or laughed around each other in well over six months.