About "The Illuminati are Jewish"
Mr. X: I want to discuss Section 1, Paragraph 8 of our charter.
Mr. Y: Let's see... no Jews allowed?
Mr. X: You see, I have a friend... well, not a friend, more like an acquaintance... a business associate, really...
Mr. Y: Get on with it!
Mr. X: Mendel Mintz...
Mr. Y: The...See more