Ultra Magnus looking at the viewers: Man, being an Autobot City Commander is hard, but somebody's gotta do it. I really like the Earth, just wish the Decepticons don't try to trash it or worse, some rouge bots going on rampages. Good thing Autobot High Command and the Earth governments allow me to enforce rules. Rules are good.
*Fart noises coming out of Ultra Magnus's exhaust port*
Ultra Magnus: Ooops, pardon me.