I knew someone with this exact mentality. I haven't seen him since 2018, by which time he weighed 30-odd stone, and I *know* without even the slightest shred of confirmational evidence that he was a triple-muzzled COVID Karen by the end of January 2020, a permanent-lockdown fanatic two months later, and is most likely still both. All I don't know is what he actually had to hide and was trying to put us off the scent.