Today was a weird day. I had some tranny customer come into my store trying to return a battery that was obviously used. I said no and so did my store manager. HE got irate, made threats and brandished pepper spray as my manager calmly called the cops. After that, HE and HIS two associates (ONE OF WHICH WAS A YOUNG CHILD) quickly left, but not before throwing a drink at the counter. They took off in a 2013 Ford Taurus. We know because we got the license plate, typed that number into our parts system and got ALL of the car's details. Yes, auto parts stores can do that... We filed reports with the cops when they arrived a few minutes later and gave them the pics and videos that were taken by my co-worker with her smart phone. Amazing how criminals forget those things exist... Also, I pressed charges. Apparently, this particular ninja moment classifies as simple assault. Just to put a rancid cherry on this shit sundae that the tranny is going to eat, they decided to try again at another of my company's locations about a mile away. Same result. HE was told no, got irate and had the cops called on HIM. So now, this 2nd worst form of degenerate homosexual (the absolute worst being child molesters) has both the JPSO and the Kenner P.D. after HIM. If there is any law enforcement organizations that you definitely do NOT want to antagonize here in SE Louisiana, it's the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office and the Kenner Police Department. That shitbag is going to jail for a while. Also, being a World-Class Shitposter and Meme Lord, this whole incident reminded me of a particular meme in my collection. One that I think is highly applicable. Enjoy!!!
