Youngest poddles into the bedroom last night, says in a sleepy little voice ' when I find one, I'm going to let a grown up teach me martial arts'. 'Piglet,' I say to the sleepy little goblin, no longer cross because it's well after her bed time, 'I already know martial arts'. 'Will you show me?' 'Yes, little pup. I'll show you everything I know. Now pop off to bed.' Today, I am quite possibly the happiest man on Earth. #martialarts #kids