No joke... when I had THE ROOST (my restaurant) I would put shit out on the road like that all the time. This was a funny one. I once put up, "IF YOU CAN'T READ THIS SIGN, MOVE BACK TO YOUR CRAPPY COUNTRY" and there was community OUTRAGE! A Mexican mother called the local news saying I was being discriminatory against Mexicans, right? She missed the fucking joke - if you can't read this sign, YOU CAN'T READ this sign! The fucking news van showed up, interview me... It was the best Tuesday night my business had ever seen. I miss that place.

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