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I don't give a shit about R.L. Stine, never read it as a kid, and I don't understand the logic in adapting it into R-rated films. Who's the audience? I guess it's more nostalgia bait for depressed adults. Sad. Let go of the past you neurotic simpletons. But one of the little twerps was playing Bloodlines in the trailer so I got super excited there for a moment. Remember Castlevania? THESE ARE THINGS I KNOW.
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"Hello, fellow straights".

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