More from 𝚃𝚒𝚖 𝚂𝚝. 𝙹𝚘𝚑𝚗

This is the most frivolous thing I've ever spent money on. A tin of gourmet popcorn that cost over twenty dollars a pound. I only bought one, and I'll never buy it again, but trust me, people, before you die, you need to eat this fucking popcorn. It's orgasmic. The quality is SO HIGH, it's like they hand-picked every single popped kernel and made sure it was PERFECT. Then, it's as if a Japanese sword maker seasoned each individual morsel for you personally. This is simply the best goddamn, motherfucking popcorn you will ever try in your life. I can't afford it so I bought a big jar of "kraft dinner cheese dust" and a shitload of microwave corn for about half the price and will get 20 lbs outta it - so... we all make sacrifices in our lives, but make sure, whatever you do, try this popcorn at LEAST ONCE before you die.

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WE NEED MORE OF THIS SHIT, PEOPLE!

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More from 𝚃𝚒𝚖 𝚂𝚝. 𝙹𝚘𝚑𝚗

This is the most frivolous thing I've ever spent money on. A tin of gourmet popcorn that cost over twenty dollars a pound. I only bought one, and I'll never buy it again, but trust me, people, before you die, you need to eat this fucking popcorn. It's orgasmic. The quality is SO HIGH, it's like they hand-picked every single popped kernel and made sure it was PERFECT. Then, it's as if a Japanese sword maker seasoned each individual morsel for you personally. This is simply the best goddamn, motherfucking popcorn you will ever try in your life. I can't afford it so I bought a big jar of "kraft dinner cheese dust" and a shitload of microwave corn for about half the price and will get 20 lbs outta it - so... we all make sacrifices in our lives, but make sure, whatever you do, try this popcorn at LEAST ONCE before you die.

165 views ·

WE NEED MORE OF THIS SHIT, PEOPLE!

157 views ·