Doctor Seuss would cry, I say
If he saw the ways of the world today
Indeed the man was clearly woke
Were he alive he'd have a stroke
To cancel harmless children's rhymes
"Egad!" He'd say, "this thing's a crime!"
"I only taught some kids to read
And now to cancel is the creed!"
Yes Doctor Seuss could rhyme all day
Almost invented rap some ways
But not the kind that refers to drugs
Or getting shot by hoodlums and thugs
And that's the real reason the pink haired freaks
Want to posthumously muzzle his speech
It isn't because the good sir was obscene
It's because they are all drama queens!
The wokels and social justice crew
Are marxists you see, through and through
And after they cancel all of us
They'll be cancelled too and then be trussed
Yes in a dystopia they shall be
Once gone are both you and me
And nobody left shall be to defend
Them from a dumb and tragic end!
