Me playing Kerbal Space Program, coming out of orbit post-tutorial:
"ok, let's align to retrograde (away from trajectory) and get ready to slow down."
*atmosphere burn starts getting hot"
"alright cool now it's time to engage the throttle and put on the brakes"
*accidentally stages, blowing away the rockets*
well if we die, we die.
Lost most of our shielding before coming out of re-entry.
Started fiddling with the parachute still shaking and accidentally deployed it early, but it held in there.
Totally didn't almost kill you guys.