Me playing Kerbal Space Program, coming out of orbit post-tutorial: "ok, let's align to retrograde (away from trajectory) and get ready to slow down." *atmosphere burn starts getting hot" "alright cool now it's time to engage the throttle and put on the brakes" *accidentally stages, blowing away the rockets* uhhhhhhh sh*t!@#(*&^##^% well if we die, we die. Lost most of our shielding before coming out of re-entry. Started fiddling with the parachute still shaking and accidentally deployed it early, but it held in there. Mission accomplished. Totally didn't almost kill you guys.