> Be me
> Die as humans do
> Go to Hell
> Satan maniacally laughing, monologuing about some shit
> Before we start, where's Hitler at?
> "Wh-what? Uhm, he's down the hall, two doors to the left"
> Head there
> Hey man, I gotta say. I'm so fucking sorry we made you kill yourself, things would've been better.
> Responds in German, not sure what he said probably thanks bro
> High five him and leave him to be raped by centaur
> Experience rest of eternity having incredibly kinky sex with succubi