> Be me > Human > Die as humans do > Go to Hell > Satan maniacally laughing, monologuing about some shit > Before we start, where's Hitler at? > "Wh-what? Uhm, he's down the hall, two doors to the left" > Head there > Hey man, I gotta say. I'm so fucking sorry we made you kill yourself, things would've been better. > Responds in German, not sure what he said probably thanks bro > High five him and leave him to be raped by centaur > Experience rest of eternity having incredibly kinky sex with succubi