Bamboozled Pumpernickel Ragamuffin Thingamajig

Bejeebers, I'm bamboozled, flummoxed even with the shenanigans and skullduggery. I'm going to get in my jalopy and skedaddle in my whatchamacallit doohicky. Poppycock you say about this balderdash. Stop lollygagging around looking confuzzled with this cattywumpus malarky. Periwinkle fuddy duddy ragamuffin knucklehead gobsmacked and flummoxed, stop with the persnickety baloney. Bodacious tomfoolery gallivanting in britches talking in flibberty jibbit hullabaloo.