Newly Sworn-In ACB Immediately Orders All Nation's Women To Wear Handmaid's Outfit

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After being sworn in as a Supreme Court justice, Amy Coney Barrett immediately issued a decree that all women are to wear red handmaid's outfits for the rest of their lives."Execute papal order 66," she said, her eyes glowing red. "Implement the theocratic state."Barrett sent out sq...

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