I was born in San Fran-sissy-co, grew up in Mildew and Boringame in San Ma-gay-o County, went to college in Brokely, and settled in Phlegmescal, Choke-land...
Always been interested in and charmed by the derogatory names people give their towns, and this map is a nice, though obviously incomplete, resource.
https://i.redd.it/2jz1943prhe51.png
nb. Hellmont, Slut Heaven, Queerview...