U.S.—After weeks of hearing calls for police reform, local and state police departments across the country are finally making strides toward fairness and justice in policing. One major reform sweeping the nation involves changing the way dispatchers allocate police resources. Thanks to new technolog...
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—The world is hurting right now, and everyone knows the only way to heal the wound is for politicians to pander awkwardly to various demographics.To that end, the Democrats said they wanted to show their blackness by performing the "Cha-Cha Slide," a popular song among white people w...
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HOLLYWOOD, CA—Matt Damon's Jason Bourne series isn't finished with him yet. A prequel has been announced featuring Damon reprising his starring role as secret agent Jason Bourne, only this time he's a fetus. The story follows Jason Bourne before he was born, revealing the backstory behind him being ...
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