Democrats Propose Replacing All Police With Traveling Bands Of Hippies Singing 'Imagine'

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congressional Democrats have announced a proposal to abolish the police and replace them all with traveling bands of hippies singing John Lennon's classic song "Imagine."The police forces will arrive at the scene of a crime, pull out their djembes and guitars, and start singing beau...

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