U.S.—In a powerful show of solidarity with the Black Lives Matter movement, COVID-19 has vowed not to infect anyone protesting inequality.The official COVID-19 account tweeted out, "In solidarity with those protesting inequality, I hereby vow not to infect anyone at BLM rallies.""We need to take a m...
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The following is satirical. In an amazing health breakthrough, scientists have discovered that the Chinese flu will not spread if people are gathered in a cause which Democrats think is just. Responding to conservative complaints that Democrats seem to be complete hypocrites who force children to st...
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—A Bible arms race has kicked off between several politicians, as President Trump, Nancy Pelosi, and Governor Cuomo all held press conferences holding up Bibles and sometimes even reading from them.But Trump, not wanting to be outdone, unveiled the latest shot in the Bible-off: a mas...
