U.S.—We finally have some healing and unity in our nation as a Klansman and a rich liberal activist were seen cheering together as a black neighborhood burned down.Similar scenes played out across the country as looters and rioters destroyed many minority neighborhoods and both the KKK and rich, whi...
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BEAVERTON, OR—Nike has released a commemorative shoe to honor those looting and burning down buildings across the country.The Nike Loot Force One comes packed with features the company says will help people loot safely and efficiently. From cushioned soles to make sure you make it through shattered ...
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ALBANY, NY—New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has ordered nursing homes to admit violent rioters and protesters throughout the state."If we are going to be compassionate, caring, and pro-science, we need to admit these oppressed individuals into every care facility available," he said at a press confere...
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U.S.—We finally have some healing and unity in our nation as a Klansman and a rich liberal activist were seen cheering together as a black neighborhood burned down.Similar scenes played out across the country as looters and rioters destroyed many minority neighborhoods and both the KKK and rich, whi...
babylonbee.com
BEAVERTON, OR—Nike has released a commemorative shoe to honor those looting and burning down buildings across the country.The Nike Loot Force One comes packed with features the company says will help people loot safely and efficiently. From cushioned soles to make sure you make it through shattered ...
babylonbee.com
ALBANY, NY—New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has ordered nursing homes to admit violent rioters and protesters throughout the state."If we are going to be compassionate, caring, and pro-science, we need to admit these oppressed individuals into every care facility available," he said at a press confere...
babylonbee.com