BEAVERTON, OR—Nike has released a commemorative shoe to honor those looting and burning down buildings across the country.The Nike Loot Force One comes packed with features the company says will help people loot safely and efficiently. From cushioned soles to make sure you make it through shattered ...
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ALBANY, NY—New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has ordered nursing homes to admit violent rioters and protesters throughout the state."If we are going to be compassionate, caring, and pro-science, we need to admit these oppressed individuals into every care facility available," he said at a press confere...
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BE SAFE. Here’s our guide on being prepared for safe and profitable rioting. PLEASE READ 1. LOOK OUT FOR SWEET LOOT. We got purses, we got cell phones, we got cheesecake, shoes, Legos...2. FOLLOW OTHER RIOTERS INTO STORES. If you just run into a store by yourself you might get shot.3. HAVE A BUDDY....
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ALBANY, NY—New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has ordered nursing homes to admit violent rioters and protesters throughout the state."If we are going to be compassionate, caring, and pro-science, we need to admit these oppressed individuals into every care facility available," he said at a press confere...
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BE SAFE. Here’s our guide on being prepared for safe and profitable rioting. PLEASE READ 1. LOOK OUT FOR SWEET LOOT. We got purses, we got cell phones, we got cheesecake, shoes, Legos...2. FOLLOW OTHER RIOTERS INTO STORES. If you just run into a store by yourself you might get shot.3. HAVE A BUDDY....
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