ALBANY, NY—New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has ordered nursing homes to admit violent rioters and protesters throughout the state."If we are going to be compassionate, caring, and pro-science, we need to admit these oppressed individuals into every care facility available," he said at a press confere...
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BE SAFE. Here’s our guide on being prepared for safe and profitable rioting. PLEASE READ 1. LOOK OUT FOR SWEET LOOT. We got purses, we got cell phones, we got cheesecake, shoes, Legos...2. FOLLOW OTHER RIOTERS INTO STORES. If you just run into a store by yourself you might get shot.3. HAVE A BUDDY....
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