KENTON, WA—A gunman was released from police custody on Thursday after it was determined by experts that the people he had shot were victims of COVID-19 and not his psychotic bloodlust-induced blind-firing rage-spree death-binge through downtown Kenton last week with three AR-15's, seventeen uzis, a...
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SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Twitter has appointed a new head of fact-checking that will verify all the information the president tweets. In order to make sure the fact-checker was fair and balanced, the social network hired a recent French immigrant with no political bias, Ms. Hilareaux L'Clintoneux."We need ...
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a dispute with Twitter over fact-checking his tweets, President Trump announced this morning that he would be deleting his Twitter account and moving to Myspace.The president ordered Myspace to restore its retro layout immediately so he could make a "tight" profile page. He th...
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump signed a controversial executive order this morning banning couples from posting mushy, sappy public posts on each other's Facebook walls.The executive order immediately instructs couples to use the private message feature if they want to say something cute or romant...
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SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Twitter has appointed a new head of fact-checking that will verify all the information the president tweets. In order to make sure the fact-checker was fair and balanced, the social network hired a recent French immigrant with no political bias, Ms. Hilareaux L'Clintoneux."We need ...
babylonbee.com
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a dispute with Twitter over fact-checking his tweets, President Trump announced this morning that he would be deleting his Twitter account and moving to Myspace.The president ordered Myspace to restore its retro layout immediately so he could make a "tight" profile page. He th...
babylonbee.com
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump signed a controversial executive order this morning banning couples from posting mushy, sappy public posts on each other's Facebook walls.The executive order immediately instructs couples to use the private message feature if they want to say something cute or romant...
babylonbee.com