WASHINGTON, D.C.—Joe Biden is trying to run for President of the United States of America. The difficulty, however, of campaigning for President is compounded by the fact that he suffers from a severe, untreatable form of memory loss. Although he can still recall all of the women he’s sniffed and ca...
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The following is satirical. Over Memorial Day — as America paid tribute to those heroes who fought and died so that Gretchen Whitmer could become the Fascist Queen of Michigan — a controversy broke out over Donald Trump’s new Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany. At a press conference with journalists a...
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LANSING, MI—Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer has ordered all citizens to barbecue indoors this Memorial Day.The executive order restricts all Memorial Day barbecue celebrations to inside only."You're more than welcome to celebrate your freedoms with a barbecue as long as you don't go outside," she...
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a bold act of defiance against states with oppressive coronavirus restrictions, President Trump announced today that the Republican National Convention would be moved from North Carolina to a Golden Corral restaurant.Trump made the announcement while standing outside a Golden Cor...
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The following is satirical. Over Memorial Day — as America paid tribute to those heroes who fought and died so that Gretchen Whitmer could become the Fascist Queen of Michigan — a controversy broke out over Donald Trump’s new Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany. At a press conference with journalists a...
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LANSING, MI—Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer has ordered all citizens to barbecue indoors this Memorial Day.The executive order restricts all Memorial Day barbecue celebrations to inside only."You're more than welcome to celebrate your freedoms with a barbecue as long as you don't go outside," she...
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a bold act of defiance against states with oppressive coronavirus restrictions, President Trump announced today that the Republican National Convention would be moved from North Carolina to a Golden Corral restaurant.Trump made the announcement while standing outside a Golden Cor...
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