ATLANTA, GA—CNN has praised Governor Andrew Cuomo's "brilliant" nursing home strategy as it ended in the deaths of thousands of senior citizens, who skew conservative and Republican.The station's hosts said that forcing nursing home residents to admit COVID-19 patients was a "stroke of genius" that ...
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Horrified members of the press fled the White House lawn today as President Trump began taking off his shirt to prove that he's not obese as Nancy Pelosi claimed."Pathetic Nancy Pelosi has mental problems! I am the absolute picture of health!" Trump said solemnly as he started unbut...
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U.S.—Democrat governors across the nation have urged states to continue their lockdowns, saying if they end prematurely, their time in the limelight will be over."If we end this crisis too soon, my time in the limelight will be up," said California Governor Gavin Newsom. "I can't let this $500 hair ...
