U.S.—A new poll has been released that shows most Americans are comfortable with staying in lockdown for a while longer. In fact, according to the poll, a full 68% of Americans say the lockdown shouldn’t end until all diseases are eradicated, along with war, hunger, and any form of suffering.This se...
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Joe Biden has unveiled his new proposal for Americans to cast their votes via telegram.The confused, elderly candidate announced the plan in a speech today."Voting by the ol' telegram is guaranteed to eliminate all kinds of malarkey," Biden said. "I'd like to see the Russians try to...
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There are a lot of problems out there. From pandemics and murder hornets to the looming threat of a robot uprising, there are so many issues we just don't know how to solve them all.Until now, that is. A new study funded by the government has revealed, shockingly, that the solution to all problems i...
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Joe Biden has unveiled his new proposal for Americans to cast their votes via telegram.The confused, elderly candidate announced the plan in a speech today."Voting by the ol' telegram is guaranteed to eliminate all kinds of malarkey," Biden said. "I'd like to see the Russians try to...
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There are a lot of problems out there. From pandemics and murder hornets to the looming threat of a robot uprising, there are so many issues we just don't know how to solve them all.Until now, that is. A new study funded by the government has revealed, shockingly, that the solution to all problems i...
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