U.S.—Stimulus payments have been delayed yet again as President Trump announced he would be personally delivering a giant check to each and every American.Trump will reportedly knock on every door in the country and surprise each household with the giant check and some free balloons."Hi, I'm Preside...
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The following is satirical. President Barack Obama has endorsed Joe Biden for President. The endorsement comes after Bernie Sanders dropped out, Tulsi Gabbard became mathematically impossible and a potted plant with a sign hung on it saying “Vote for me,” was run over by an out-of-control forklift. ...
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Trump has built up a lot of buzz over the coming stimulus payments, saying he has hidden five golden tickets among the checks heading to Americans this week.Anyone who gets a golden ticket will win a free tour of Mar-a-Lago. Rumor has it that Trump will be watching them closely to s...
babylonbee.com
U.S.—Stimulus payments have been delayed yet again as President Trump announced he would be personally delivering a giant check to each and every American.Trump will reportedly knock on every door in the country and surprise each household with the giant check and some free balloons."Hi, I'm Preside...
babylonbee.com
The following is satirical. President Barack Obama has endorsed Joe Biden for President. The endorsement comes after Bernie Sanders dropped out, Tulsi Gabbard became mathematically impossible and a potted plant with a sign hung on it saying “Vote for me,” was run over by an out-of-control forklift. ...
dailywire.com
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Trump has built up a lot of buzz over the coming stimulus payments, saying he has hidden five golden tickets among the checks heading to Americans this week.Anyone who gets a golden ticket will win a free tour of Mar-a-Lago. Rumor has it that Trump will be watching them closely to s...
babylonbee.com