U.S.—Medical experts were excited to announce today that Democrats have achieved herd immunity against sexual assault allegations.After getting accused of sexual assault thousands and thousands of times for so many years, the Democrats developed some kind of antibodies against the allegations. Resea...
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Liberty is an essential part of any modern democratic society. To that end, let me paraphrase Patrick Henry: "Give me liberty, or give me a total government lockdown. Whatever's cool."See, ideally, we'd have liberty. But sometimes, a deadly pandemic comes along, and at times like these, we need the ...
U.S.—A new poll found that more people would trust presidential adviser Dr. Anthony Fauci if he were to wear one of those "giant doctor disk thingies" on his head.Fauci has been a controversial figure, with many questioning his response to the coronavirus outbreak. This new study shows there's one s...
