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BURLINGTON, VT—Bernie Sanders has dropped out of the presidential race since his campaign goals have already been achieved. These goals consisted mostly of locking everyone up in gulags and destroying the economy.As the coronavirus panic has already accomplished the aims of his socialistic policies,...
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Biden campaign is ecstatic that Bernie Sanders has dropped out of the race, making Joe Biden the presumed nominee of the Democrat party. Campaign aides broke the news to Joe Biden during his nightly campaign meeting, where they traditionally sit down to remind Joe what his name ...
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The following is satirical. To bring you up to date, here’s the latest on President Trump’s last press briefing. Trump told the assembled journalists that he was now considering defunding the World Health Organization. ABC’s Jon Karl asked, “You won’t be funding who?” and the president said, “That’s...
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