BEIJING—China has once again claimed no new deaths by coronavirus today, drawing praise from the American media.President Xi Jinping made the extraordinary claim even as a peasant pushed a cart filled with dead bodies behind him, shouting, "Bring out your dead!" the entire time."No, no one is dead,"...
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—One important thing people have noticed during the coronavirus crisis are the massive ratings for President Donald Trump’s daily White House briefings.“Look at these huge ratings!” Trump told the press at his last briefing, putting a chart of TV ratings over one of projected coronav...
U.S.—A new study found that the vast majority of Americans have absolutely no memory of a guy named "Pete Buttigieg" who allegedly ran for president earlier this year.81% of those surveyed simply responded, "Who?" while 9% thought he was one of Jeff Dunham's puppets. 10% claimed that Buttigieg was t...
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