U.S.—As the current crisis continues to spread, journalists are working hard researching ways to make the disaster all about them.Reporters across the country are putting in long hours brainstorming ways that they're really the victims of our current crisis."We're the victims here, and we just have ...
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SAN FRANCISCO, CA—San Francisco Mayor London Breed has asked all the homeless residents of her city to please poop at home as coronavirus spreads throughout the nation."Please, we urge the homeless residents of our great city to please poop in their homes during this crisis," she said in a speech af...
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U.S.—The party known for being loving and tolerant of everyone also wished for the death of their political opponent this week, with many Democrats on social media erupting in celebration as Senator Rand Paul announced he had tested positive for the coronavirus."Love everyone, unless they are on the...
