The mayor of LA said he is "deputizing" city workers to enforce their lockdown. I can see the Junior File Clerk "Dirty Herbie" Callahan out on the streets with a hand cannon and a badge. "Got four of em today.....Loitering on a street corner".
"They said they were waiting for the light to cross to the pharmacy across the street but I knew better.....blew em right outta their wheelchairs!".