HEAVEN—The CDC now recommends for everyone to stay home and avoid going out as much as possible. Despite this, reports are that God is breaking quarantine and going absolutely everywhere.Hospitals, nursing homes, prisons -- wherever He is needed, God is going. He is reportedly visiting everyone and ...
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NEW YORK, NY—In a somber, heartfelt speech yesterday, Trump expressed his condolences toward Americans affected by the coronavirus outbreak.At one point, he seemed to go off-script, saying, "This whole thing is just horrible. I don't want any Americans to die. We're doing everything we can so people...
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BEIJING—According to sources with the Communist Party of China, party members are deeply humbled and incredibly grateful to the American media for running defense for them without even charging for it.In a speech Wednesday, President Xi Jinpig expressed his bewilderment that the American media will ...
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