BEIJING—According to sources with the Communist Party of China, party members are deeply humbled and incredibly grateful to the American media for running defense for them without even charging for it.In a speech Wednesday, President Xi Jinpig expressed his bewilderment that the American media will ...
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U.S.—Hope for figuring out which political party to blame for the novel coronavirus could be on the horizon, as professional task forces have been assembled across various public and private areas of expertise, and vigorous research is underway.So far, professionals are divided on which political pa...
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ATLANTA, GA—The CDC has recommended that everyone under quarantine immediately begin marathoning The Lord of the Rings, "in their extended editions, of course."Researchers found that watching the nearly perfect adaptations of J.R.R. Tolkien's trilogy can stave off boredom and improve health, especia...
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A 300% spike in gun purchases has overwhelmed the FBI office in charge of the National Instant Background Criminal Background Check System, leading to them considering temporarily shutting down in some areas. A shutdown of the system would stop or delay new gun sales. “As the FBI’s National Instant ...
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U.S.—Hope for figuring out which political party to blame for the novel coronavirus could be on the horizon, as professional task forces have been assembled across various public and private areas of expertise, and vigorous research is underway.So far, professionals are divided on which political pa...
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ATLANTA, GA—The CDC has recommended that everyone under quarantine immediately begin marathoning The Lord of the Rings, "in their extended editions, of course."Researchers found that watching the nearly perfect adaptations of J.R.R. Tolkien's trilogy can stave off boredom and improve health, especia...
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A 300% spike in gun purchases has overwhelmed the FBI office in charge of the National Instant Background Criminal Background Check System, leading to them considering temporarily shutting down in some areas. A shutdown of the system would stop or delay new gun sales. “As the FBI’s National Instant ...
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