ORLANDO, FL—The results of the coronavirus test came back: positive. For Wayne Lambert, this was a huge relief. Finally -- finally -- he could touch his face again.“Oh, I missed you!” Lambert said, his hands now going all over his eyes, nose, and chin.The CDC has warned everyone to stop touching the...
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The following is satirical. The nation and indeed the world continue to be shaken by the Chinese flu. As emergency measures go into effect, Americans have been forced to abandon their delightfully degrading pleasures and sink instead into the drab moral wasteland of family life and self-reflection. ...
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The following is satirical. The nation and indeed the world continue to be shaken by the Chinese flu. As emergency measures go into effect, Americans have been forced to abandon their delightfully degrading pleasures and sink instead into the drab moral wasteland of family life and self-reflection. ...
dailywire.com