WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Donald Trump instantly solved the stock market crisis today by instructing aides to turn the stock market charts they were showing him upside down and backward.Trump seemed grumpy as they showed him how all the stock markets had seemed to crash. But the president -- the mo...
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MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA—From his seaside mansion, former president Barack Obama announced today that he is formally passing ownership of the stock market and economy on to President Trump."All the gains were mine -- Trump didn't build that -- but this crash is all on Trump," Obama said as he admired t...
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MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA—From his seaside mansion, former president Barack Obama announced today that he is formally passing ownership of the stock market and economy on to President Trump."All the gains were mine -- Trump didn't build that -- but this crash is all on Trump," Obama said as he admired t...
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