@JohnGrammaticus
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Folks, I am here to inform you that I have in fact created yet another fantastic business idea that goes in line with my long running “How to become a self made millionaire” series I’ve been publishing on skillshare.com and onlyfans.com This one is in fact quite innovative, it is custom made for you peasants, inferior folk who couldn’t follow my last course of “12 rules for child labor - how to monetize your autistic child” because you have never managed to find anyone interested in mating and breeding with you, jesus christ people, sometimes you just make me SAD. Now that being said, let me give you a glimpse of the newest course that will be available for purchase soon - it is called “Monetize your Opinions - how to earn big money by saying out loud whatever is cool now”. This folks, this is created just for you because your opinions are not only invalid - they are useless and nobody cares. And that is a GOOD thing. You can repackage this garbage you have in your #minds and SELL IT. Remember how before 9/11 hoax we thought that data was useless and then Facebook and Google started earning stupid amounts of money? Well I have just discovered a New Frontier folks, I found something that is not only a massive and untapped vein of endless resource but nobody, LITERALLY NOBODY cares about it at the moment. I mean your retarded opinions people, you are sitting on a fucking mountain of gold that is yet to be recognized and I will help you get RICH because of that. This is the new revolution, hear me out, this is the gist of how this business model works: 1. Your opinions are so fucking stupid that I need to drink myself to sleep every night and pop 3 Xannies when I hear them. That is a GOOD thing because no commodity on the market has lower value right now, including rotten corpses of #coronavirus casualties and gold bars in Minecraft. 2. You have so much of that resource and you can morph it into whatever you want, it is so useless that literally any decisio...

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